Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is this a joke?"

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's not funny!!!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Fish.

In English, any word can be verbed.

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

"We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of."

Life is like an analogy.


1+1=3 where 1+1=3.


Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just two, but damned if I know how they got in there.


Sui Gen3ris: you know how sex is in and out, too bad sex isn't in a circular motion

By the time you read this you've already read it.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

there was a young fellow from Kent
whose dick was so long that it bent
to save her some trouble
he folded it double
and instead of coming, he went.

roses are red
violets are blue
tulips are yellow
and roses are yellow sometimes.


Q: If H2O is what's inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
A: K9P



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