Question: Was Jesus the Son of God?
Jesus was an incarnation of Aerethrash, of the soul group Hearth who currently leads the Committee to Procure the Lunar Libration of the Moon. He was employed by Amen-Ra at that time under a time-release contract to facilitate our resonance with the 15th Grey Harmonic.
Question: How many dimensions are there in the Universe?
There are 32 dimensions, in 3 groups comprising of 7 dimensions, 9 dimensions and 15. Lucifer is a spawn of the first group, of the second order. Christ comes from the second group but only in His ideological suit; the group of 15 is the source of consciousness and light. There are a group known as Ragae who spend time in the 16th dimension of the Third Group, which can only be watched.
Question: You said there are 15 dimensions of the third group, and then you said there was a 16th dimension?
That was a typo.
Question: What do you recommend for alleviating depression?
A sleep schedule of 2 hours in the morning following the obscuration of the moon, followed by 2.15 hours at midday, followed by 1 hour and the time it takes for you to put your pajamas on following the appearence of the first five stars in the evening, or 9:15 for people living in Los Angelas, is the optimal sleeping pattern for a human.
Question: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
254
Question: Do all dogs go to Heaven?
The spirit of an animal leaves the body at the time of cessation of motion, and is aided in his ascension into the Heavens by those known as the Metricula angels of Eastwick, where they are reborn as the advanced variation of their material template, which is a winged fluff-monster of ethereal countenance. Typically, they walk on clouds.
Question: What is Heaven like?
The heaven a person goes to depends on the archetypes held in the individual's subconscious, but due to cosmic balance the temperature is always maintained at exactly 68.5 degrees.
Question: Why did Princess Diana die?
Her guardian angel had to attend to business in Meatra on a heavenly continent, working on trade negotiations. Princess Diana's soul agreed to allow her angel's departure, so naturally she died. The event was by no means random, so the driver responsible for the crash had been dream-programmed the night before. If you wanna make an omelette, you've gotta break a few eggs.

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