Barry's Collection of .SIG's


And it's okay by me if you use ANY if 'em!


Here, of course, is that .sig that you've come to know and love so well:

                              _..-'(     barry@gate.net    )`-.._
                           ./'. '||\\.       (\_/)       .//||` .`\.
                        ./'.|'.'||||\\|..    )o o(    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
                     ./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '`"'` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
                   ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.     .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\.
                  /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
                 '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
                '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||``     ''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
                |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
                V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{          V         V    V
                `    `         `               V               '         '    '


I just found this one, and he is SO cute, I put him below the bat:

                                  _)\_      _..--'O"o\-.                 
                                 /e  ,`--o'O  o O' 0 o|.`o-._
                                <_, ; o 0 o" O "_.\ o(  `-._o``--..___..-o')
                                 --' `, o/,--''' _/O,';     ``-o..o___o--''
                                   _,'o,'/      (,.'-'
                                  (,.-'-'

Here's an SR-71:

                               .                             .
                              //                             \\
                             //                               \\
                            //                                 \\
                           //                _._                \\
                        .---.              .//|\\.              .---.
              ________ / .-. \_________..-~ _.-._ ~-..________ / .-. \_________
                       \ ~-~ /   /H-     `-=.___.=-'     -H\   \ ~-~ /
                         ~~~    / H          [H]          H \    ~~~
                               / _H_         _H_         _H_ \
                                 UUU         UUU         UUU

The ever ominous Evil Eyes!

                                            .::!!!!!!!:.
           .!!!!!:.                    .:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
         ~~~~!!!!!!.                 .:!!!!!!!!!UWWW$$$
             :$$NWX!!:           .:!!!!!!XUWW$$$$$$$$$P
             $$$$$##WX!:      ./!!!!UW$$$$"  $$$$$$$$#
             $$$$$  $$$UX   :!!UW$$$$$$$$$   4$$$$$*
             ^$$$B  $$$$\     $$$$$$$$$$$$   d$$R"
               "*$bd$$$$      '*$$$$$$$$$$$o+#"
                    """"          """""""
(You have to squint a bit to see that one.)

You'll GET less of the evil eye (trust me) if you use these:

                   -_                _-
                     /-_          _-\
                    |  0~-_    _-~0  |
                     `---'      `---'

All us skydiver types have a love for birds (after all, only WE know why they sing), so here is a GREAT bit of ascii art, but I think it's too big for a .sig, even by my standards:

                                               /T /I
                                              / |/ | .-~/
                                          T\ Y  I  |/  /  _
                         /T               | \I  |  I  Y.-~/
                        I l   /I       T\ |  |  l  |  T  /
                     T\ |  \ Y l  /T   | \I  l   \ `  l Y
                 __  | \l   \l  \I l __l  l   \   `  _. |
                 \ ~-l  `\   `\  \  \\ ~\  \   `. .-~   |
                  \   ~-. "-.  `  \  ^._ ^. "-.  /  \   |
                --~-._  ~-  `  _  ~-_.-"-." ._ /._ ." ./
                 >--.  ~-.   ._  ~>-"    "\\   7   7   ]
                ^.___~"--._    ~-{  .-~ .  `\ Y . /    |
                 <__ ~"-.  ~       /_/   \   \I  Y   : |
                   ^-.__           ~(_/   \   >._:   | l______
                       ^--.,___.-~"  /_/   !  `-.~"--l_ /     ~"-.
                              (_/ .  ~(   /'     "~"--,Y   -=b-. _)
                               (_/ .  \  :           / l      c"~o \
                                \ /    `.    .     .^   \_.-~"~--.  )
                                 (_/ .   `  /     /       !       )/
                                  / / _.   '.   .':      /        '
                                  ~(_/ .   /    _  `  .-<_
                                    /_/ . ' .-~" `.  / \  \          ,z=.
                                    ~( /   '  :   | K   "-.~-.______//
                                      "-,.    l   I/ \_    __{--->._(==.
                                       //(     \  <    ~"~"     //
                                      /' /\     \  \     ,v=.  ((
                                    .^. / /\     "  }__ //===-  `
                                   / / ' '  "-.,__ {---(==-
                                 .^ '       :  T  ~"   ll
                                / .  .  . : | :!        \\
                               (_/  /   | | j-"          ~^
                                 ~-<_(_.^-~"

This one is a little less obtrusive, and would no doubt be more accepted, even if it isn't quite as stunning in it's appearance:

                                .---.        .-----------
                               /     \  __  /    ------
                              / /     \(  )/    -----
                             //////   ' \/ `   ---
                            //// / // :    : ---
                           // /   /  /`    '--
                          //          //..\\
                        =============UU====UU====
                                     '//||\\`
                                        ''``

Most impressive about these bits of art is, they were created using only KEYBOARD characters (U.S.). No special characters at all! Well, it impressed me, anyway.

That's all I have for now, but I'm sure to be adding more, as time goes by. Drop me a note if you want me to display a special .sig that you have. If I like it enough, I'll be glad to!


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